Scary Granules Episode 19 – Graceful in Bed

Dearly Departed, we are gathered here today to listen to the irreverent podcastical stylings of one Glowbear ‘Sassy’ Globingtons and Panza ’56er, all nighter’ Dolphino, fantastic podcast hosts, famed industry writers but also… graceful in bed, whatever the fuck that means. Wow Jokes aside, hey there *waves* On this episode we talk a little about…

Scary Granules Episode 18 – Now Wash Dem Hands

Hey baby, how was your day at the meat factory? Good, huh? Why don’t you pass me that raw chicken over there…? STOP. Look at what you’re doing: hands no doubt slick with snot, saliva and various other bodily fluids, fresh from a hard day’s work at the meat factory – just how much bacteria do you thinks on…

Scary Granules Episode 16 – Hayden Christensen ate my dog

Hey guys, this week’s episode of Scary Granules is devoted to walking emoticon and dreamy love boat, Hayden Christensen! OMG, HE’S SO DREAMY! OMG, on this week’s episode we discuss the highs and lows of the Steam Sale, we also do the usual round-up of what we’ve been playing, watching and reading; Age of Empires…

Scary Granules Episode 15 – Attack of the Stevil!

Welcome to another fine, curvaceous episode of Scary Granules. This week we have a lovely guest with us, representing Wales, Valleys Style. Say Shwmae to Stevil! We talk a lot about video games this week, which is a surprise because it’s not like we’re a video game podcast at all. Stevil lets us in on a game he…

Scary Granules Episode 14: DeRezzed

aka the Thatcher Can Rap Special! We’ve got a great episode lined up for you, packed with nommy content. Well not actual edible content, but if you want to lick the screen or the device you use to listen to us, we won’t judge you. Moving on……. We hope everyone had a lovely week/weekend, the Scary…

Scary Granules Episode 13 – Hairy White Mexican Down

[quote]The internet… it’s hell, one day you’re posting pictures of the Wu Tang Clan cosplaying as Farrah Fawcett then the next your netbook’s shot down over Mogadishu… [err] and you’re scrambling to escape with your life. You’re safe, you’re home, but you’re fresh out of cheetos and somebody’s posted a meme after the really clever thing…

Welcome to Scary Granules!

Welcome to Scary Granules, where horror and gaming meet comedy and the babies they have together are kept in a deep, dark basement for the rest of time. …Enjoy! 😀